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NOTE: This is the shortest episode in the entire series, only being a pilot that lasts 5 minutes.
Dialogue for Episode 1
[Scene opens up to Floyd's room. The camera pans on his face briefly before zooming back out.]
StrawberryMaster: Today, I will begin my talk with Siri!
[He turns his phone on and turns Siri on as well.]
StrawberryMaster: Siri, how come I'm always so very lonely?
Siri: You're not lonely. I'm here for you now.
StrawberryMaster: Thank you. You're the best assistant ever!
Siri: I thought I was the only assistant that you had?
[He turns Siri off briefly.]
[He turns her back on.]
StrawberryMaster: Siri, will I ever find true love?
Siri: Does your mother count?
Siri: I don't know what you are talking about.
StrawberryMaster: Nevermind. Will you think I will get stronger on Hypothetical Hurricanes Wikia?
Siri: But I thought you were already weak?
[Loud voice blares right after Siri finishes talking.]
Unnamed voice, likely his mother: FLOYD, HELP ME WITH THE DISHES!
StrawberryMaster: Okay! That's all for today! Bye!
[He leaves the room and the lights turn off, ending the episode.]